Corns are lurking

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I am led to believe that bananas have only managed to get more creative here. While humans have become aware of their craftiness, the bananas still refuse to remove those corn suits despite the revealing signage!





[: 7 (+/-)] Rin on 09.23.09 @ 03:13 PM CST [link] [No Comments]

Bananas got me blue

So this was between the elevators and the hallway in an apartment building.

Really, you couldn't hold on to the peel just a few more seconds? If you were going home, couldn't you hold onto it just a bit more? You're almost home and it's not like its a turd or anything. Hold on to the damn thing.

And if you were leaving, have a bit of forethought. Finish the goddamn banana before you leave your home. What, it just had to be discarded right then and there? Come on.

Common sense is obviously not as common as the name would have you believe.



[: 13 (+/-)] Carlos on 03.28.09 @ 07:56 PM CST [link] [No Comments]

Bananas in the workplace Pt. 1

So one day I was all prepared for another fantastic day at work, stepped out of the car in my (gasp) Crocs, and lo and behold...



Granted, it was all shriveled in such a way that made me think it had been sitting there for ages waiting for me to park in just that spot.... but even in a state of blackened rigor, the evil is ripe.

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Putting that moment beside me, I went through a few hours of relatively uninterrupted work related activity before my body told me that it was in DESPERATE need of hydration. As I'm standing at the water machine (yes, a machine), I look over at the table beside it and...



Why are they always alone when they're lurking? I'm almost led to believe that this is one lone spy sent to watch us drink our water and then retreat back to the bunch where it will divulge our secret water habits...



[: 1 (+/-)] Rin on 12.12.08 @ 12:59 PM CST [link] [384 Comments]

Latin 101

Handy Latin Phrases

Ran across this gem today. I totally want to make that into a bumper sticker.





[: 2 (+/-)] Rin on 10.17.08 @ 01:20 PM CST [link] [No Comments]

"Bananas aren't scary"

... or are they

[: -1 (+/-)] Rin on 10.03.08 @ 11:34 AM CST [link] [1 Comment]

bananacide

If you need to end it, do it right.

[: 14 (+/-)] Rin on 09.27.08 @ 10:03 PM CST [link] [No Comments]

... there are no words

Found on Matt Godwin Paintings

[: 11 (+/-)] Rin on 09.27.08 @ 04:09 PM CST [link] [No Comments]

The internet is NOT safe

Even while stumbling on the internet (wordassociation.org), I still find myself being stalked by bananas

[: 1 (+/-)] Rin on 09.27.08 @ 01:40 AM CST [link] [5 Comments]

The Showdown

[: -10 (+/-)] Rin on 09.12.08 @ 02:02 PM CST [link] [146 Comments]